HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
NEWSFLASH FEB 2005: GROGGEL DEFECTS TO CANADA!
Take our poll to guess why it happened.
Scott Groggel
aka Scott Free, The Bunge Master, DB (Dusty Bottoms), The Human Sponge
DESCRIPTION: 5'10'', Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, probably 220 or so by now, also probably un-bathed.
LAST SEEN: Grand Canyon/Bryce Canyon, May 22 - 26, 1999
BIOGRAPHY: A long and sordid tale replete with private schools, Libertarians, sleeping in bathtubs, gurus, trips to Mardi Gras, and very bad smells.
If you see Scott please remain calm and direct him to this website where he may quite possibly become infuriated. Please let him know, in a gentle tone of voice, that Mondo and the Puerto Rican want to see him again. He owes us $14.
Also, please email me with any information or damaging stories about Scott and I will gladly post them here until he tells me to stop. We expressly reserve the right to publish on this site anything that is sent to the above email address.
see also http://xaosdog.com/outdoors/trips/1999/gcbc.html
"I remember when Scott tried to show how responsible he was by renewing his driver's license on his birthday. They arrested him for outstanding traffic tickets and he spent two days in jail." -Scott's homeless friend #8
"The last time I saw Scott he asked me to buy him beer and cigarettes and then berated me for not understanding that 'an ant, the countertop, and the universe are all the same thing!' Then he drank all the beer I had bought him, took two of my beers, and disappeared." - Mondo Man
"Do you know how hard it is to get thrown off of a trolley car in New Orleans? Scott got three people thrown off of one after it had traveled about fifty feet." -Irate Drunk Guy
poster cir. 1991
"The thing I most remember was a very strange recurring dream/fantasy Scott recounted to me, with only the faintest whiff of shame. It involved him being beat bloody and basically torn limb-from-limb by beautiful women." - Acquaintance #3
"Scott became incensed when my roommate and I pointed out that he had been bumming stuff off of people with increasing frequency. He stormed off with a promise that he would never speak to us again. About two hours later he came back and asked 'Hey do you guys have any food?'" - Mondo Man
Scott apparently has an acquaintance named Laurie Hector who is not impressed with this site. She wrote me a brief email that stated simply: "you are a fucking fagget". If you would like to comment on Laurie's misspelled sentiment (she is a Canadian, I think, so cut her some slack) email her here. This is likely proof that Scott has finally fled to Canada. Why did he do this? You answer!
Groggel, you want me to take down this page? Then call me, you piece of monkey muffin. -Ryan
Email me and I'll send my info. I was trying to find you before I got married...you know, to invite you. Too bad you were indisposed. PS: Five of your old buddies have already emailed me. It's just going to get worse. Have a nice day!
People have violated this page more than 500 times since June, 2002. Scott believed that people were Soylent Green.
